May 2009
11 posts
some favorites from texts from last night
(631): If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
(707): My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole (425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
(662): My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run...
serious post-lost discussion with kristen.
Kristen: I wanna sleep with Jacob
me: um yeah.
Kristen: Think his penis has the same powers as his hands?
Like will it make me young forever?
or just my gin gin
