some favorites from texts from last night
(631): If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org (707): My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do. (206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole (425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian (662): My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run...
serious post-lost discussion with kristen.
Kristen: I wanna sleep with Jacob me: um yeah. Kristen: Think his penis has the same powers as his hands? Like will it make me young forever? or just my gin gin